Boredom and Pokémon

Well, I forgot my flashdrive.
How stupid of me.

(And now I can't use the rich text editor on Blogger. God and this keyboard hate me.)

I haven't posted in forever, and only desperation for something to do for the last 20 minutes of my online session drive me to post right now.


Things I could be doing instead:

• Playing Pokémon
• Doing history reading
• Playing more Pokémon
• Developing a treatment plan for myself
• Peeing
• Doing my psychology homework for my hippie professor
• Catching up in history and not failing my class
• Pokémon (I detect a pattern)
• Writing a paper about Napoleon
• Packing to go to Ferrum for spring break
• Pokémon

But alas, I'm doing none of those things.
I can't even get on deviantART. This is depressing.

Ugh.

Because I left my little hacker flashdrive at home, I've no way to bypass the firewalls. Thankfully I have an iPod, and it has saved me. I can at least LOOK at the people who are online and not talking to me. I felt so out of the loop not knowing who's ignoring me at this very moment.


This keyboard clacks terribly, and my only companions at the computer stations are a crazy black man and an old redneck-both have seen better days.

Well. I've run out of things to type...so....

It's time to gush about Pokémon! (I have a NumPad now, so I CAN USE THE FUCKING ACCENTED E. YES.)

So. My party isn't rockin',  but I've got some pretty decent guys on my team.

First is Sawk. I didn't give him a nickname, because Sawk is just a kind of cool name in itself. He's creepy looking, but he's my powerhouse. I send him in to take out just about anything. Even if "It's not very effective..."

Wait, he only has 3 fingers?

I love Sawk. <3

Next is my starter, Kyoya the Dewott. The useless bastard. I kind of hate him, kind of love him. I think it's because he's an otter. That's his only redeeming feature.

His defense stats suck, and I only use him when I need a ground type taken out. And even then, Sawk or Victini (SPOILER) usually get the job done.

But here he is.





Then there's mah Krokorok.

Look at his badass posture <3

I initially raised him to fight the electric gym leader Elesa, but ended up not needing him (Sawk basically took on that whole gym by himself. What a badass.) I attached an Exp. Share, forgot about it, and now he's a higher level than Kyoya and a great deal more badass. Pretty good defense wise, I usually use him to battle the evils of psychic Pokémon, because poor Sawk would get his ass kicked.







My buddy Victini, the legendary psychic/fire type, is also a powerhouse. Great defense and offense, Victini is well rounded and adorable. He grew rapidly and he's powerful. I love his dual-type, and even when he's got a 2-3 level defecit, he still kicks ass.








Talei, my Zebstrika, is beautiful, but her defense sucks. She's quick, and once she finally evolved she was actually worth something. My solution to my problems was teaching her Volt Switch, so Pokémon that could do potential harm could be bitch slapped and then she'd run. So it's somewhat adventageous.
I just send Sawk out to cover her ass (which you see a lot of on the game because the sprite is so detailed) and all is well.










Finally there's Corinth, the Boldore. I raised him up from a Roggenrola to take on the electric gym, because I didn't really want to bother with a Sandile (but I ended up doing that anyways), and now he's something of a good Pokémon. He's got a decent rock move (Slap Down), but not much else to offer. Iron Defense raises his pretty shitty defensive stats to make him a little bit more intimidating, but for the most part he's just....there.I like him, though. He only evolves through trade, so I'll have to see to that at some point. I look forward to having him actually be useful.


So that's my team! I'll update, I guess. Maybe post some reviews of the crack Pokémon in Black and White (I own Black). I only have 7 minutes left of my internet session on the library computers.


But guess what, library?
I have an iPod, so you can fuck off. I hate you.


Peace out.