I should be cleaning. But I'm not.
I'm listening to Rob Thomas songs and reading blog posts by people who are funnier than I am.
I'm also feeling a little down about my abhorrent lack of musical knowledge. I can't make clever musical jokes or references. (This saddens me D: )
Me:Yeah! You know that...that song! About the guy...and the girl...and..um...yeah. LOLZ :DD
Anyone within hearing range:... ... No. -walks off-
Reaffirming my belief that I'm not funny . Because I'm not.
***DIGRESSION!!! :DDD***
I realized as I roll around in my filthy room and contemplate cleaning that I never explained the name of my blog. Isn't that traditional or something? Explaining your madness in starting a blog and entitling it the way you did.
Or awkward sentence structure. That's pretty traditional as well.
YES. Who wouldn't want one of those?
Someone who's lame and doesn't have any inkling of proper pet choices, that's who.
I want one. I want one baaaaaad.
So I can only placate my feelings of desolation and depression by drawing platypus comics and pretending I'm clever.
After reading Allie, Sarah P, and Miss Yvonne's sexy blogs, I was inspired. So then I began thinking about names. I thought about names while driving, showering, and petting my cat.
Depraved had popped up in my vocabulary recently. Why not use it? Depraved...Platypus? Platyroo? Is it ridiculous that I giggle immaturely whenever I say platypus? Should I really create a blog that I can't look at straightfaced?
Depraved Platypi it became, after a quick exchange with mah BFF Keru about which title seemed clevererest...or something. I'm planning something witty with the pi. You know, like 3.14etc. Because I'm witty and clever like that.
So yeah. That's it. It's not particularly clever. But I believe that before I created this blog, if I had seen a link to a place called Depraved Platypi...I might have just gone there. No, I totally would've gone there. It only makes logical sense that other people would too. (Assuming everyone has an obsession with platypi, which they should, so obviously this conclusion is well founded.)
***DIGRESSION!!! AGAIN!!!***
I'm not clever enough to tie an entire blog post together. I jump around and my ADD won't let me pick a concrete topic set.
And now I want to talk about being ADD. Lack of concrete topic set right 'thur.
(Or discipline. That is also a viable excuse for myself.)
I'm still not cleaning. Our house goes on the market tomorrow. Perhaps the potential buyers would like to see an example of a what NOT to do with a room? (I'm equivalent to a hoarder. Maybe I'll post pictures.)
Right. End the blog post. Kill it before it multiplies.
>:D
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2 comments:
I've had a long-standing love for our duckbilled monotreme friends. It's only been enhanced by Perry the Platypus.
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action, you know.
You could always go and do something silly like Depraved Platy and then insert the letter pi instead of the number.
I mean, I'd read that title properly. But then, me and the Greek alphabet are tight. Ish.
Oh lawds, I love Perry the Platypus. /two weeks late/
Phineas and Ferb is fantastic.
I'd like to do something like that. It was my intent, but I just hadn't gotten to it yet D:
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