I sometimes think I'm funny....

It all began nearly two weeks ago when I was introduced to Hyperbole and a Half by my college friend.

College friend (henceforth referred to as CF until I find something funnier / less boring to call her) is amazing, and knew that Hyperbole was just what I needed to smile again. (And find interesting things do with a brick.) Things began spiraling out of control from there. Hyperbole led me to Naked Cupcakes , which led me to various other funny blogs and so on. DAMN YOU, CF. DAMN YOU TO "LANGUAGE" HELL! (An inside joke she'll probably never see :c )

It was contagious and mind blowing. THERE ARE FUNNY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. HOLY HELL.
I just kept finding funny blogs that I related to. They got the gears in my brain going, and I began sarcastic inner monologues for just about everything.
Sarcastic monologues led to me thinking I'm funny.


I'm really not. Honest to goodness I'm not. But I like to think I am. So Depraved Platypi was born.
I mean, seriously. I'm an administrator on a Pokémon forum. That has to automatically take me out of the running for funny. (But I do love Pokémon...) Or else it adds me to the running for funny.
Who the hell knows. I don't.

I'm just blogging, and praying Allie at Hyperbole someday becomes Champion of the Internet.
It seemed like a good outlet and a hobby. ALLIE I LOVE YOU.


So this is me...


That's right. I'm a platypus. AN EFFING PURPLE PLATYPUS. Deal with it. =3
There's even an introductory name card that I'm holding up for you. Aren't I sweet? Then the name next to it for a seemingly seamless transition between Platypus and Roo. Platyroo. I'm just fantastic. (And not really this egotistical. The Internet makes me feel ballsy.)


I don't pwn in MS Paint like Allie or SarahP , so I'll just be scanning in the Platyroo comics I draw from time to time and telling stories that I think are amusing BUT REALLY AREN'T about them.

I'm too lazy to actually draw something in MS Paint...I have a tablet and everything. BUT DAMN I'M LAZY. *cough*

Maybe someday.

Now that this amazingly groundbreaking post has been made and its awesomeness has washed over you like Zombie Jesus's love, I think I'll end this. (I love me some Big J, dun worry.)


Depraved Platypi lives :D

*UPDATE*
Do you people see that first comment down there? It exists solely to be awesome. Because it was made by Keru, Platyroo's bestest friend like...EVAH.

This is fanservice to her comment, because she's so damned awesome. Thank you, Keru. I effing love you.